i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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