guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
