i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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