I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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