How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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