No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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