If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Pooping to opera.
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