I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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