why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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