i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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