Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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