Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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You. Win. At. Life.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It's shark week go big or go home
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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