Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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