please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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