I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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