my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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