Can Purell be used as lube?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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