Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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