I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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