Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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