I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
