mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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