What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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