You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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