I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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