it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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