sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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