I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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