Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Randomize
