Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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