ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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