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Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity

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Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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(330): View more from Ohio

cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.

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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"

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(859): View more from Kentucky

She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.

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(907): View more from Alaska

If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater

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(951): View more from California

Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me

(951): View more from California

Broooo

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