Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.

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(513): View more from Ohio

woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

(513): View more from Ohio

me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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(760): View more from California

We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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(972): View more from Texas

Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.

(864): View more from South Carolina

And I meant every ounce of it.

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(206): View more from Washington

thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.

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(518): View more from New York

But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.

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(941): View more from Florida

Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head

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