Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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