You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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