is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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