When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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