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Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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