Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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