I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
NoShamevember. You game?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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