Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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