Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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