Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
