Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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