I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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