Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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