everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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