talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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