apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
