Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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