Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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