and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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