Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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