return my video game
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
